Displayed inside a display cabinet on the third floor of the MCG rests a electric pink ensemble performed in by the pop star. The performance in front of 100,024 spectators was hailed as a major hit.
It's possible you enjoy his music. You might think he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some hits are fantastic while others are poor.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is not a single method to produce literature or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The weather, the session, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Above all is the pitch.
If the format is art, the wicket is the blank slate on which the players craft their legacy.
An Abstract Contest: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was an abstract version of cricket, the established format broken apart and stuck back together in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the wicket which produced a triumph and the another short match of the contest.
Having excessive grass on the wicket, causing 36 wickets being taken in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. At times, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the fast men. Other times, it spins sharply on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting because of the time devoted during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The True Test
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the best players were prevented from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – interpreting the situation and adjusting effectively. The two highest individual innings were made by recognized players. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the supporters who have suffered 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack surged, advantage when players fought back, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has form with controversial surfaces. In the past, a game there featured a strip with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a slog, with few wickets and slow play. The two-day game and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the range – one is not more the standard, yet significance can be found in them.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," said a former player. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been given some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: Looking Ahead
In the build-up to this match, the skipper addressed the media like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The team protected him, restoring the smile to his countenance.
Different players stepped up with vital performances. These are baby steps, hardly enough to ensure long-term stability, but a foundation to develop from.
Ultimately, this MCG win takes its place among other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans left into a stunning sunset, the players gathered on the turf to start their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, lads. It's well deserved.